Here is a witty design for you. Feels retro and fun, but without the cliché grungy old feeling. I did not include the initials, because I think that the humor of it can only shine if the words are laid out there one after one.
The pictograms at the bottom can and maybe should be used in a creative layout throughout the calendar. They could easily work on their own when the reader has been presented with the full package.
Of course if you want any changes to it just let me know.
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