Thanks for sending these. Need to calibrate you a bit on the "table" part. Think more like "vegetable" than "table". The word "kvetchtable", which is a made up word obviously, feels more like a caricature of a crabby old man to me -- perhaps even a stylized idea of one of those creepy dried up fruit people you could buy in the south -- but with a modern feel like you've captured in your submissions. If you have more questions, please let me know.