Ive designed a mirthy, Stepford-esqe wife, in a retro 50's half tone with a grainy effect. The table 'wife' is basically just giving the finger (whilst smiling), something you dont expect from a Stepford wife, honing back to the dark humour and sarcasm akin to the discussions you no doubt have over your table :)
I hope you like the concept, colors and fonts can be edited to suit, its the concept thats the strong point. If you have any suggestions, comments or feedback, they are most welcomed.
I love the idea, but two things. One, I'm a guy, so a women isn't really appropriate for me. Two, when you think of the "table" part, think "it rhymes with vegetable" rather than calling out "table" on it's own. I envision something more along the lines of a crabby old man, perhaps even someone who looks like a dried up piece of fruit.
That said, I like the direction of this and I even like the finger! If you have more questions, please let me know.
Thanks for your message, much appreciated. Ive uploaded a couple more designs focusing on the old geezer angle. Ive kept the unique style with the grain and halftones. I hope you like the designs and if you have any further feedback its much appreciated.